Crafty

We're on good terms.You and I.I kind of like it.But you're still wishy-washy about many things.I can accept that,I guess.I wish I could tell you loads of stories and you'd laugh at my corny jokes.My mom doesn't like my jokes.That's okay,I don't like yours either!Today will be uneventful.I'm just going to read my new book,get Starbucks and sit by the fireplace.I want something memorable enough to happen right now.Ugh.I know who could make it happen,but it's not going to.Unless...